Toddler's Creed

I can't take credit as I found this on another Web site, but it was too good to not pass along!

The Toddler's Creed:
If it's mine it's mine,
if it's yours it's mine,
if I like it is mine,
if I can take it from you it is mine,
if I am playing with something ALL of the pieces are mine,
if I think it is mine it is,
if I saw it first it's mine,
if I had it then put it down it is still mine,
if you had it then you put it down it is now mine,
if it looks like the one I have at home it is mine,
if it is broken it is yours.
If I hid it well enough it will always be mine.

--Misty